East Wing
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Administrative Notice
Villain Pines does not maintain an East Wing.
Any documents referring to the East Wing are outdated, fabricated, or awaiting removal.
Visitors are discouraged from discussing this page with staff.
Staff are discouraged from remembering this page.
Access Log
00:00 — Page requested.
00:01 — Request denied.
00:02 — Denial denied.
00:03 — Visitor already inside.
00:04 — PLEASE REMAIN CALM
Recovered Hallway Notes
The hallway is longer on the way back.
Do not count the doors.
If Room 113 appears, do not knock.
If Room 113 knocks first, apologize.
The Whisper is not behind you. Probably.
Room Directory
Room 101 — Storage
Room 102 — Records
Room 103 — Linen
Room 104 — Maintenance
Room 105 — REDACTED
Room 106 — Empty
Room 107 — Empty
Room 108 — Empty
Room 109 — Empty
Room 110 — Empty
Room 111 — Empty
Room 112 — Empty
Final Notice
If you arrived here by accident, please return to the main facility.
If you arrived here intentionally, please explain why to reception.
If reception sent you here, reception has never existed.
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