Resident Spotlight: Professor Dreadwell
Former apocalypse engineer. Current hobbyist. Toaster privileges suspended.
Resident Profile
Former Occupation: Apocalypse Engineer
Current Occupation: Retired Inventor
Room: 312
Favorite Activity: Building things
Least Favorite Activity: Safety briefings
Current Nemesis: Building Inspector #7
Known History
Professor Dreadwell spent decades designing devices that promised to
reshape civilization, alter reality, or significantly inconvenience governments.
Following retirement, he relocated to Villain Pines where he now spends
most of his time inventing harmless household improvements that somehow
require incident reports.
Current Projects
Clock That Runs Backward — Operational
Self-Alphabetizing Bookshelf — Pending
Sentient Recliner — Regretful
Unfinished Device Marked "Probably Fine" — Under Observation
The Toaster — Restricted
Staff Notes
Asked whether the toaster was still angry.
Request for toaster visitation denied.
Claims the recliner understands sarcasm.
Maintenance disagrees.
Maintenance no longer enters Room 312 alone.
Incident History
Temporal Alarm Clock Event — Resolved
Autonomous Blanket Incident — Resolved
Chair Uprising — Contained
The Toaster Incident — Ongoing
The Second Toaster Incident — Classified
Resident Quote
"In my defense, the toaster started it."
Current Status
Inventing
Supervised
Not Near The Toaster