Our residents have lived full, complicated lives. Some conquered nations. Some changed history. Some still refuse to share the remote.
Former conqueror of three minor kingdoms. Currently banned from competitive bingo after the chandelier incident.
Once controlled the shadows. Now grows award-winning tomatoes and refuses to explain why they glow.
Retired inventor of doomsday devices. Still not allowed near the toaster after breakfast.
Former international jewel thief. Claims she only steals hearts now. Security disagrees.
Once commanded a sky fortress. Currently leads water aerobics with concerning intensity.
No resident by this name exists. Please stop asking.