Museum of Villainy

Preserving the history, achievements, mistakes, overreactions, and administrative settlements of Villain Pines residents.

Welcome

The Museum of Villainy celebrates the remarkable careers of our residents. Please do not touch exhibits, activate exhibits, challenge exhibits, or negotiate with exhibits.

Baron Gloom Collection

Crown of Questionable Authority
Ceremonial Bingo Marker
Unused Victory Speech #48
Map Of Territories Won During Bingo Season
Official Appeal Rejection Letters (Framed)

Madame Nightshade Collection

Golden Tomato Trophy
Lifetime Achievement Award (Returned)
Lifetime Achievement Award (Returned Again)
Rose Cultivation Journal
Recording Of Singing Tomatoes (Unavailable)

Professor Dreadwell Collection

Clock That Runs Backward
Self-Alphabetizing Bookshelf
Prototype Recliner
Prototype Toaster
Prototype Toaster II
Exhibit Temporarily Closed

Special Exhibits

The History Of Villain Pines
Retired Doomsday Devices Through The Years
The Great Bingo Appeals Crisis
Administrative Denials: A Retrospective
Maps We No Longer Discuss

Restricted Exhibit

East Wing Historical Display
Access Restricted
Exhibit Removed
Exhibit Never Installed
Visitor Count Recorded

Gift Shop Recommendations

Baron Gloom Commemorative Mug
Museum Guidebook
Room 113 Keychain
The Whisper Plushie (Unavailable)

Curator's Note

History is important. Please remember that many exhibits have been edited by the people they describe.

Several exhibits continue editing themselves.