WPIN 113.1 FM
The official community radio station of Villain Pines.
Serving residents, staff, visitors, former henchmen, and approved realities.
● ON AIR
Morning Broadcast
Good morning Villain Pines.
Today's weather is fog.
Tomorrow remains pending.
Baron Gloom has once again claimed victory in the bingo tournament.
Appeals remain under review.
Madame Nightshade reports that the tomatoes are calm.
The tomatoes have declined further comment.
Professor Dreadwell has requested access to the toaster.
Request denied.
Request resubmitted.
Traffic Report
Memorial Garden pathways clear.
Gift Shop operating normally.
Resident Hall experiencing minor monologuing delays.
East Wing access unavailable.
East Wing access never available.
East Wing attendance recorded.
Community Announcements
Lost: One gardening award.
Found: Two gardening awards.
Reminder: Please stop interviewing the koi.
The Staff Directory has requested privacy from the Missing Resident.
The Missing Resident has requested privacy from the Staff Directory.
Weather Forecast
Today:
Fog
Tonight:
Mild
Tomorrow:
Pending
Long Range Forecast:
Complicated
Late Night Programming
10:00 PM — Villains After Dark
11:00 PM — Bingo Appeals Court
12:00 AM — Gardening With Madame Nightshade
1:00 AM — Toaster Watch
2:00 AM — Dead Air
2:01 AM — Not Dead Air
Station Identification
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