Founder's Day Festival

Celebrating another successful year of community, friendship, retirement, and carefully managed incidents.

Festival Schedule

9:00 AM — Opening Ceremonies

10:00 AM — Bingo Championship Finals

11:00 AM — Museum Tours

12:00 PM — Community Picnic

1:00 PM — Tomato Competition

2:00 PM — East Wing Parade (Cancelled)

2:30 PM — East Wing Parade (Never Scheduled)

3:00 PM — East Wing Parade Attendance Recorded

4:00 PM — Radio Broadcast Live

5:00 PM — VPTV Festival Coverage

Baron Gloom — Defending Bingo Champion

Madame Nightshade — Tomato Competition Favorite

Professor Dreadwell — Safety Demonstration Participant

The Whisper — Attendance Unconfirmed

Bingo Arena

Museum Exhibit Hall

Garden Pavilion

Radio Broadcast Booth

Television Studio Tour

Gift Shop Tent

Lost & Found Memories Desk

Bingo Winner — Pending Appeal

Tomato Competition Winner — Pending Discussion

Best Pie Winner — Missing

Most Improved Reality — Under Review

Please do not activate exhibits.

Please do not challenge exhibits.

Please do not negotiate with exhibits.

Professor Dreadwell's demonstration remains supervised.

The toaster remains restricted.

Thank you for attending Founder's Day. Please collect all belongings, souvenirs, awards, and memories before departure.

Unclaimed memories will be donated to the Archive.