Visitor Information
Villain Pines welcomes family, friends, former henchmen, approved biographers, and individuals who can follow posted warnings.
Visiting Hours
Monday-Friday — 10:00 AM to 5:00 PM
Saturday — 11:00 AM to 3:00 PM
Sunday — Family visits by appointment only
East Wing — No visiting hours. No visitors. No wing.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Villain Pines safe?
Absolutely. Most days.
Does Room 113 exist?No. Next question.
Why does the facility map show Room 113?
Maps are not legal documents.
Visitor Rules
Do not challenge residents to chess, duels, trivia, riddles, or monologues.
Do not bring capes into the dining hall.
Do not ask about the East Wing.
If you hear your own voice giving directions, do not follow it.