Staff Directory | Villain Pines

Villain Pines is staffed by dedicated professionals committed to comfort, discretion, and plausible deniability.

Director of Resident Services
Has worked at Villain Pines since 1998. Claims she remembers every resident. Refuses to remember Room 113.

Head Nurse
Maintains daily notes, medication schedules, incident logs, and a private list titled “Things That Knocked Back.”

Maintenance Supervisor
Responsible for repairs, hallway measurements, unexplained doors, and pretending the East Wing is normal drywall.

Activities Coordinator
Runs bingo, movie night, garden walks, and emergency morale sessions after temporal scooter events.

Gift Shop Clerk
Knows where everything is. Knows where everything was. Knows where everything will be returned.

Name Unavailable
Has won Employee of the Month for 17 consecutive years. No staff member recalls voting.

Internal Staff Notice

Please do not assign new employees to East Wing orientation.

If a new employee already remembers East Wing orientation, notify Administration immediately.

Do not accept schedule changes written in your own handwriting unless you remember writing them.

The break room refrigerator is not a secure containment unit.

8:03 AM — Maintenance requested additional measuring tape.

10:22 AM — Gift shop reported selling seven Room 113 keychains. Inventory increased by nine.

1:15 PM — Nurse Bellweather requested clarification on whether reflections count as visitors.

4:44 PM — Employee of the Month portrait changed again.