Memorial Garden

A quiet place of reflection for residents, rivals, henchmen, and individuals whose final status remains administratively unresolved.

Garden Notice

The Memorial Garden is open daily from sunrise until the first whisper.
Please remain on marked paths. The unmarked paths remember names.
Flowers may be placed at approved stones only.
Do not respond if a memorial plaque asks you a question.

Lord Malfactor

Beloved strategist, feared negotiator, and founder of the Annual Monologue Society. Remembered fondly by three henchmen and one extremely loyal raven.

The Violet Vulture

Former aerial menace. Later discovered watercolor painting, soft slippers, and competitive grudges. Her bench faces west, as requested.

Doctor Helix

Inventor, geneticist, and frequent cause of building-wide evacuations. His memorial plaque has been replaced twice. It keeps correcting the spelling.

Agatha Grim

Never confirmed as a villain. Never denied it either. Staff still avoid her rose bushes.

Unnamed Resident

This marker appeared last Thursday. No records match the inscription. Maintenance has been advised not to touch it.

Reserved

This space is not currently occupied. It is also not currently empty.

Recent Garden Log

7:14 AM — East gate unlocked from the inside.
9:02 AM — Stone path counted at 41 stones. Previous count: 40.
12:00 PM — Visitor reported seeing their own name on a plaque. Visitor declined further questions.
4:44 PM — The Whisper left flowers. Flowers declined comment.